Filed under: Science
Today I did an experiment called Right Hand. Apparently your fingers are supposed to show you how the earth spins.
- Grab an apple or a tennis ball.
- Wrap your RIGHT hand around the apple/tennis ball.
- Stick your thumb straight up (see picture).
- Notice how your fingers go off at a downward slant form your thumb.
Filed under: Classical Writing
Once there was a slave named Androcles. And he ran away from his master.
When he was in the forest he saw a lion. (AAAHHHH!!!!). The lion was moaning and groaning, so Androcles started running away from it. But when he didn’t hear it chasing him he turned back. (WHAAT!!??). And he helped the lion and took out an enormous thorn. (so THAT was what had been making it moan and groan!). And presently the lion’s paw healed. So they became best friends. (No Way!!!). And the lion hunted for Androcles. (and made a fire and cooked it and spiced it and . . . and . . . NOT!!!!!!).
But one day they were both caught. So Androcles was sentenced to be eaten alive by the lion after it had been starved for FIVE WHOLE DAYS! The Emperor was there to watch, but when the lion was about to snap Androcles into the jaws of great big dirty UN-TOOTH-BRUSHED TEETH . . . he recognized his old friend and started playing with him. And the Emperor, surprised, told Androcles to tell him the whole story. And Androcles did. So he was pardoned, and the lion went back to the jungle.
The End.
Filed under: Paco's Blog
Then we began constructing our Armys. It was Me & Reid vs. Migi & Chase. Our Air force consisted mostly of modified Darts, with occasional sprinkles of Dragons and the odd Pelican. Reid & I hope to replace the Darts (1.2) with the faster Cobra by the 15th. Then we heard a loud BOOM! It was the enemy. So we began launching our Arsenal. Only six of our planes ever made it there, the rest were either shot down or crashed. Fortunately for us, we had superior numbers so none of theirs got through.
Filed under: Paco's Blog
Today started out the same as any other, I woke up, went downstairs, made my tea and turned up 93.3 WAKW. I then went outside with my Bro and Dad. Then things started getting dangerous! Chase and Reid came, and Yena showed them my latest “Autobrand” and Chase wanted me to teach him how to draw it. Then suddenly, out of nowhere came an F-22 Raptor! The war had begun!
Filed under: Classical Writing
One day, the Hare was boasting to all the other animals about how he was the fastest of them all, and how he can defeat anybody, and so on and so on. And then he said, “I’m so fast I can beat anyone.” And then the Tortoise quietly said, “I accept your challenge.” Now the Hare was so startled about this, that it was a full minute before he could talk again. And when he could, he started laughing. And all the other animals also laughed. After the hare had got his laughter under control he said, “You? You are so slow you couldn’t beat me even if I lay down and went to sleep (hahahahaha)!” And so they raced the next day. And the Hare, to show his contempt for the Tortoise, lay down, got comfortable and went to sleep, because he thought that the Tortoise would not be able to beat him anyway. But the Tortoise just kept on walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, until he had passed the Hare. And when the Hare woke up some time later, he saw the Tortoise was 4.52 inches from the finish line. And so he started running up to try to save the race. Too late. Unfortunately for the Hare, the Tortoise had already crossed the finish line. At the end of the race the Tortoise said to the Hare as he was being carried shoulder-high, “Plodding wins the race.”
The End
